Going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don't meet your standards. Secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.
Person 1: Ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.
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After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
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I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
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John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
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