Goose

1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion

1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!

by EddyB February 7, 2005

Goose

To take another females money.

If you took a females money, you would say "I just goosed her".

by Natural K September 8, 2009

goose

insecure geek

I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape

by truth hurts May 16, 2003

Goose

Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.

"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."

by pagemeister May 3, 2008

Goose

the worst insult possible with the least effort

Yo, your such a goose.

by dingdonghello2 November 2, 2009

goose

As a Verb: (To Goose)To mess up- Fail.

Conj;
I goose, you goose, he gooses, we goose, they goose, I goosed, I will goose, I have goosed.

As a pronoun: gooser - one who gooeses

That fucker over there, he goosed my plans to ask her out! (That person not in my light, he ruined my plans to propose a date with her)

Dude, don't goose the shit.
(My fellow man, do not ruin the stuff)

Look at that gooser, he fucked up my rep.
(Take into consideration of that person who ruins things in that area, he ruined my social status)

by Michael Massoud December 4, 2003

goosed

to be extra excited about an upcoming event or action. A sense of utter excitment.

"I'm so 'goosed' up, I'm swimming in them" - Marshie from H*R.com

"The Stanley Cup Finals starts next Friday, I'm getting 'goosed' up!"

"I live for Portugal tomorrow. I'm so 'goosed' up!"

by Juleo April 17, 2004