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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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Glitch-step-Orchestral-break-Techno

The genre the song Clutterfunk by Waterflame is, made as what WF says best, "a damn clutter."
Person 1: hey dude, have you made this new genre called "glitch-step-orchestral-break-techno"?
Person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
by HistericalYT June 14, 2024
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Technical Glitches

Yeah, you guys are getting a lot of those. I mean... I'm not. But yeah...
Hym "You guys better try to find out whether or not those technical glitches are my thing because if it's not you might be getting (in the words of Tucker Carlson) 'De-Populated' by your government. And, if you look at Gaza, they seem to be perfectly fine with mass murder. So... You know... Hurry it up. If giving me the credit and the money doesn't work then it's gotta be your government trying to murder you. So... Do what you will."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2025
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atl money glitch

A common scam in atlanta involving starting a clothing business making profit and then not giving anyone their clothes and taking all the money.
Quan did the atl money glitch to afford his trackhawk!
by Wormwasreee April 23, 2024
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infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe
guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"
by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024
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Glitch

A "glitch" can be defined as a symbolic disruption, error, or imperfection within digital systems or societal structures. Glitches are embraced as opportunities for resistance and subversion, challenging established norms and power dynamics.
"To glitch is to embrace malfunction, and to embrace malfunction is in and of itself an expression that starts with “no.” - Glitch Feminism by Legacy Russell

"Glitch is all about traversing along edges and stepping to the limits, those we occupy and push through, on our journey to defining ourselves" - Glitch Feminism by Legacy Russell
by EyreJordans February 14, 2024
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Dc glitch

A method in BTD Battles to disconnect and reconnect and not die
by Anewbis July 4, 2022
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