Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.

That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased

by SammyChica April 15, 2023

Tiber Funeral

Tiber was once a niche micro-celebrity who rose to fame after his tragic "death". A notable rap artist later made an obituarary to show her support as well as help with the funeral plans. The funeral ended with someone engulfing bong water, puking everywhere, and overall an uncomfortable vibe. Now the phrase "Tiber Funeral" is used to describe a disastrous event.

Person 1: This party sucks!
Person 2: Tiber Funeral....

by remysbiggesttriangle September 11, 2023

Tenfold Funeral

This saying is in the "One Punch Man" manga. An character named "Speed o' Sound" Sonic uses this as a move against the protagonist of the manga known as Saitama.
This move consists of ten afterimages, proving how fast Speed o' Sound Sonic really is.

Speed o' Sound Sonic: "Ultimate Technique! Tenfold Funeral!"

by TOASTKING ☑️ July 27, 2023

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Big Bax Funeral

Big Bax Funerals is a very successful funeral business. It prides itself on making funerals fun and not giving refunds. They also turn your relatives into minerals. We have millions of Oscars for the business and we make little to no money. We have many grammy awards from are jingle used to promote really amazing business. We get a total of 1 million customers a day which is really good for the business as we make a lot of friends along the way. This superstar business was founded by Big Bax, Ralfano, Maxipad and Ernie

BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

When your daughter dies of cancer

and you cannot find the answer

Call Big Bax

Extra Tax

Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

by augh123456789 September 7, 2022

Brunswick funeral

When a person is murdered then buried in their car so all evidence of them being there is gone.

While digging for a new development they found the remains of a Brunswick funeral

by Strictlyanonymous May 8, 2022

Funerize

To make something more fun artificially.

Yo! That rubber Chicken is Funerize the shit out of this joint!

by SquishySlime December 19, 2021