frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017

frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C

Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?

by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020

Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020

Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

Frozen Planet

A series on the Discovery Channel that consists of some of the most Epic footage of the Earth's polar regions. Watching this while stoned, and in HD, is probably the greatest thing to ever be made. ever.

Dude, wanna smoke and watch Frozen Planet?

by Always Winning August 23, 2012

Frozen Desi

Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"

My husband squirts, when he has a frozen Desi.

by Structure6 December 6, 2011

Frozen Pizza

The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!

Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?

Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?

by forzadude June 11, 2023