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making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.
Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.
by icymore August 6, 2012
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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
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Flapjack

Rest in peace 😔 🪦
Bro Flapjack just fucking died
“😢”
by anonymous February 27, 2023
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Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
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Flapjacking

To kill, or to die. Can also be flapjacked, flapjack’d.
He got flapjacked fr!
Im flapjacking right now.
by Flapjackbutdead October 16, 2022
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the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob
____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth
by foodie420 March 9, 2022
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Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular
That man is flapjacked
by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020
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