Eric

the largest faggot in existence. this piece of shit will make you immediately go deaf once you hear his voice. he will make highly sexual jokes about your little sister, disregarding her age. we will kill him. also thinks he is allowed to say the n-word even though he is as white as the nut he drinks. he also happens to be an absolute social outcast who somehow thinks he is cool. he is really an insecure piece of shit.

"hey have you seen eric recently?"

"thank God no. that little cocksucker better stay away from me"

"lmao same"

by flipfag4136 March 18, 2019

Eric

A guy that usually likes so many girls at once

Eric is such a player

by BrokenHeartedFromHim January 3, 2019

Eric

a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though he’s literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on

“ohhh Eric! u forgot to put ur mask on”
“come on over and teach me some math baby ;)”

by EVAN PETERS LOVER March 2, 2022

Eric

Typically a fag with small penis who curls his arms up like a t rex and runs around and scares the neighbourhood cats. Erics think there all that and do things like eat a whole wheel of cheese and poop in the refrigerator. Also lowlifes.

He is being an Eric again

by j dorian September 17, 2011

ERIC

STEAMING PILE OF SHIT! A MORNING BOWEL MOVEMENT OR THE DOG DO UNDER YOUR SHOE! TO TAKE A DUMP

I Just stepped in a big ole pile of steaming "Eric"! My morning "Eric" was a crowning achievement! I just took a huge "Eric"! etc!

by Yosemite Sammy October 26, 2011

Eric

One who is a complete narcissist thinks he knows everything about everything when truly it is entirely a general knowledge likes fast hondas even though his is godly slow and is very indecisive but is ocd about the little things like his penis that is due to fall into the abyss due to sex with skuts someone who likes it strictly in the butt

STOP BEING SUCH AN ERIC IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW I SPELL V-TEC

YOUR AN ERIC IF YOU PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL DUE TO A DIRTY SKUT NAMED LEILA

by its V-TECH April 8, 2010

Eric

Eric is the dumbest person you'll ever meet.

Eric whats 10+9?
21?

by bobbbbyyyycash January 17, 2019