Merchantville Elementary

School in a cozy little town called Merchantville. Between Pennsauken and Camden. Best school I've been to in all my years of life. People think them niggas at Merchantville gangsta n shit, but really, it's kinda lowkey. All the teachers were cool, had lots of friends, got along with everyone in the class, hung out with a lot of people after school, stuff like that. Like it was the type of school that actually made me look forward to going n shit. I miss that place man.

person 1: What school u went to when you were younger?
person 4: Merchantville Elementary.
person 1: luckyyyy

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Miller elementary school

an elementary school where kids deal drugs with strangers and the kids lick Taylor swifts' camel toe. the teachers simp for Dwayne the rock Johnson and as sluts, they sleep with him. The kids get into a gun fight every week with the local military and national police. Thats why half of the kids go missing every week. the school is in Dearborn, so we know that the tall miller elementary school got rebuilt three times, once for construction, another one because why not, and a third time because a plane crashed. A Saudi hijacker and his group of friends and virgins made a terrorist attack on the world capitol, Dearborn. the students are the best of the best, with iq better then albert Einstein. but I wonder why they make up in the bed with each other even if they are boy to boy, or girl to girl.

Miller elementary school is one of the best schools in the world for fights.

by 1235443wo54q0 July 25, 2024

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