While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
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Get the Salmon slap discount mug.An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.
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Get the Five Finger Discount mug.An alternative to tramp stamp, indicating the body with the tattoo affixed to the skin above the ass-crack does not require a great deal of investment.
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Get the discount tag mug.A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
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Get the Five finger discount mug.If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
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Get the volume discount mug.related to the term "five finger discount", whereas instead of obtaining an item for free by shoplifting, additionally obtaining whatever is currently in the store's register through threat (armed robbery). name originates from the presence of all ten fingers of victims of the discount being in the air (hands in the air).
Timmy was caught claiming a five finger discount on a bottle of Heineken, and thus performed a ten finger discount on the liquor store in retaliation.
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