Def 1: An illness spread between members of a Discord server that defies all known medical logic, as server members rarely, if ever, come into physical contact with one another. This strain of the flu virus is still completely unrecognized by the CDC and will likely remain so until the gamers rise up.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.
Person 1: 'Bro, I heard the server owner has pneumonia.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'
by Zekespeare December 14, 2019
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no one understands why only discorders understand these memes, even though they have nothing to do with discord
a true test of how discord central a person is
no one understands why only discorders understand these memes, even though they have nothing to do with discord
a true test of how discord central a person is
yo, I think I'm being kicked from the school, I downloaded some Discord Memes and the school wont understand
by MrCakeman3 November 8, 2020
Get the Discord Memes mug.A Discord Nation is a Discord server that represents itself as a community with a form of government. This can be manifested with the usage of elections, a certain type of restrictions, or even channels such as "general" being called "main square", which could vary depending on the nation.
There are many Discord Nations around on Discord, the most prominent one is the USSR, yet, the European Union is also gaining influence.
by Resprune Chamberlain December 12, 2020
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An event where a group of friends no longer hang out in a singular discord server and split into smaller servers. The cause of this phenomenon is usually the result of two friends having an altercation and the rest of the friends picking sides and joining the server of one friend over the other
Chad had a fight with Mark. Chad is the cause for the discord divide and now we all hang out in Mark's discord server
by keyanyawn August 24, 2023
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5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022
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me: wtf. you can't ban me fatass
me: wtf. you can't ban me fatass
by nylonthingy January 8, 2022
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