Dwarf

A Whales Penis

Bryan is a dwarf

by __Zwei__ April 16, 2025

Dwarf Hand

When short girl gives handjob

Yoo yesterday i got dwarf hand from that fine shyt

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.

She locked me in her dwarf prison.

by Monkian79 August 5, 2023

Short Dwarf

is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf

the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie

by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023

Dwarf Wrecking Ball

A dwarf with massive muscles.

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball

by Bonk police September 7, 2023

The 8th dwarf

Cristian.

Used to refer to someone who is being moody.

Similar to Grumpy.

"The 8th dwarf is back."

"Is Cristian being moody again?"

by Amelia9 September 28, 2023

The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024