Damian

Damian is a tall twiggy kid with a girl that is cringe asf most likey with the name Jessica Lessa or Tessa. A brunette kid with a weird mid cut like a korean guy, and a 2 millimeter penis and sometimes he thinks a microscope wont save him, but has big balls.

Girl #1: Omg Damian is so annnoying >:/
Girl #2: frr
Girl #3: Annd his girlfriend is such an e kitten, so cringee
Damian: STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GIRL BITCH *punches wall*

by amazing brother 123 May 2, 2023

Damian

Damian doesn't like Jewish people, he likes to "jas gews". He looks very much like Luis/ken from barbie. Damian can be simplified to Hitler. He is renowned for his stumble guys career under the name | DamianG |. He is Macedonian but his personality resembles that of Germans, specifically Germans who have been rejected from art school. He is best friends with Saed. His accent is contagious, leading to others randomly developing it at random moments of their life.

"Master Damian, what are we going to be doing in these showers?"
"Botty Totty"
"Bloody Jew"
"Cmon Mate"
"SOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL"
"It was Saed mate"

by Freestyles!!!! May 10, 2023

damian

damian has a big pp .

me : hi damian

damian: my pp is big

me: proof
damian: shows
me: wow

by okgmgmgmgyes November 20, 2023

Damian

Damian is a dumbass kid who is ugly assfuck can’t do shit is a little bitch and can’t defend himself people hate him and tell him to die everyday

Strange: “look at Damian he’s so ugly

Stranger “HEY Damian! Go die!

by Fuck Damian November 21, 2023

Warm Damian

A concoction of instant oatmeal and hot chocolate. A food born is necessity and depravity.

What in Christ name are you making with the work coffee machine?

A Warm Damian, I’m hungry thirsty and uncaffienated.

by Greasybanker December 10, 2023

Damian

a kid who most likely goes to a smart school and is fairly smart but acts like a dumbass. He is most likely a self-conscious bitch who says he's really fat but in reality he actually isn't. He will make you laugh most of the time but he can really overstep his boundaries. Also never trust him with your secrets, he can't keep them. But overall, Damian is a pretty swell guy.

Todd: "Bro, i just told Mike a big secret and he told the whole school!"
Jeffery: "Wow, he is such a Damian."

by jennersworld2165 October 24, 2019

damian

A damian is real and genuine fun dude to hang out with who is all around funny. At times he will say random and weird things, but will always make you laugh. He is always good looking and very intelligent. If you mess with him he will act tough but he won’t do anything. He is very nice and will compliment you only if he likes you or an idea you had. He has a dark sense of humor but you would still have fun with him. If you ever date a damian, then you are quite lucky so cherish each moment. He will do anything with his friends and anything for his friends. If you are friends with a damian, then you have a very fun friend.

“Sweet lord-is that a damian over there?”
“I would love to date a damian.”

by drtrip36 November 22, 2021