when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

cooler shorter bestfriend day

october 20.

Skskslslslakal cooler shorter bestfriend days

you are cool. the cooler shorter bestfriend day

by iloveyousosobad October 19, 2021

cooleemee cooler

Keeping your beer cold by leaving it in the box

I left my Yeti at home so I had to use my Cooleemee cooler.

by Wormish May 13, 2021

cooler

the best boy in the would I love him so much

I eat cooler

by savvy4444 May 23, 2021

Cooler

Motherfucking bitch

Cooler is a bitch you beat the shit out of

by Pufstriax August 14, 2025

Cooler Blasted

When you fart in a gas station cooler and the person who opens the door gets your fart shoved down their throat

Dude, I totally cooler blasted someone in the gas station yesterday.

by LowRado07 December 30, 2025

Throat Cooler

When someone puts a combination of honey and throat numbing spray on his dick before getting head in an attempt to help someone with a sore throat feel better while still getting head.

She said she had a sore throat so I didn't want to get sick but I gave her a throat cooler to help her feel better.

by tacokingtruckfcker March 24, 2025