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Hop on Clash of Clans

Said to someone after they raid your base in COC. When this victim is raided the person who attacked is legally obliged to have sex with them every day until they get 20 3 star attacks for them on the victim's COC account.
Woman: "I just raided your base."
Man: "Hop on Clash of Clans."
Woman: "NO PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
by SkibidiDonkeyMan July 21, 2024
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The best clash royale players

Dang Nathan and Yael are the best clash royale players
by BabyFjster April 24, 2025
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Clash of Clans

When two males smash their testicles together
Henry: Hey David, do you want to Clash of Clans together
by Femboy_Enthusiast May 2, 2025
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Clash Royale

A cash grab like im not even joking if you want to unlock this NOPE you actually Need $789 to unlock this one thing that will last 1 month before it’s lost popularity
Clash Royale(cr) (noun)

1: hey you play cr

2 no

1 good
by Thebreakingbadfan5768 July 3, 2023
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Cum Clash

The event that transpires when two, even miniscule, forces of Cum Energy collide in a vacuum, both exchanging energy so rapidly and forcefully that it releases untold amounts of energy. Cum Clashing occurs on an atomic level, and it often results in the destruction of Cum Worlds and, with abundant sources of Cum Energy, the destruction of galaxies. Cum Clashes behave almost as domino effects, with any present Cum Energy particles nearby succumbing to the blast and transferring energy to the rest of the nearby particles. This can result in widespread waves of Cum Clash energy to be shot out and distributed at ridiculous speeds. The waves of Cum Energy can swallow Cum Stars whole, destroying different Cum systems. Cum Clashes almost always result in the annihilation of any affected particles. However, on the off chance any disturbed and, consequently, altered particles last after the event, they can form Cum Singularities.
The Cum Clash caused the destruction of 17 adjacent Cum Galaxies.
by TheArchivist August 2, 2023
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Clash royal

A game with no playerbase
A game that only shined back in 2017

A game which whoever plays it is fatherless
A game which its devs pay no effort
Basically pay to win , ladder system is just taking turns to hard counter each other unless you pay
Evolved cards are shit , the firecracker is already op enough but they evolve it anyway . one indirect shot from that cunt can make you take 600 damage , a direct shot can make you take more.
You still play clash royal in 2023? You're gay!
by MaxedPEKKAuser August 23, 2023
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Hop on Clash

A 3 minute long dick fight between 2 guys, the first 1 who nuts loses.
Hey, u want to Hop on Clash? Sure, i got 3 minutes to spare.
by Brlic February 25, 2024
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