Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth

Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous

by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023

Purple Broccoli

butt stuff in an alley way with your boys

Lets purple broccoli that alley

by ryskit September 19, 2023

Pocket Broccoli

A single loose nug.

“I can’t match that gram, but I do have this pocket broccoli…”

by Heartmilker September 24, 2023

Broccoli belly boo boo

A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.

Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”

by 042407062001 November 21, 2020

Beef and broccoli

Beef and brocoli was first a term in the late 90s, early 2000 of weed mixed with pcp mint leaves, because the the mint leaves looked black mixed with the pcp plus the green of the weed...hence beef and broccoli

Im so zooted off this beef and broccoli

by Djunojuno1 March 6, 2021

Tasia Broccoli

Omg where do i start with Tasia Broccoli…
Tasia broccoli is probably one of the weirdest yet coolest person on earth, and people will always love Tasia Broccoli.

Person 1:OMG IS THAT Tasia Broccoli
Person 2: OMG IT IS Tasia Broccoli is sooo cool

by YouFavGirly June 24, 2022

Soggy Broccoli

During the heat of summer, when the scrotum is at its most elastic and low hanging, it is crammed into a southerly orifice while the penis is inserted into the neighboring orifice. The penis and balls are then placed into the mouth of the recipient, where they smell like feet and are licked clean. Soggy Broccoli.

Megan appreciated a hefty helping of Billy's Soggy Broccoli after a long day at work and Billy was glad to have his tools cleaned.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022