Bat's Day

Also known as 'Goth Day', Bat's Day is the last saturday in August where goth kids from all over the U.S and Europe flock to Disneyland for a day of princess boo-ing, high heels, and black lipstick. While it's not officialy reconized by the park itself, the park staff is well aware of its existance.

Actress Playing Snow White: "I'm gonna trade shifts with the new girl. I don't want to be around on Bat's Day, and the she wont know about it yet."
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Cinderella: Ahh! That goth guy just felt me up!

Sleeping Beauty: Duh, what'd you expect? It's Bat's Day!

by Lani<33 January 28, 2006

baceball bat

An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.

See also ass clown and turd burglar.

N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.

by jaap March 29, 2004

Trailer Bat

A nasty, slutty and classless woman. A woman of poor hygiene and of poor taste. A female of low education, low intellect and little to no moral or ethical values.

A women who wears white jeans, big hair, a half shirt, is loud and sleeps around...is a trailer bat.

"That girl over at the bar is doable..." "Yeah, but look at her, she's a total trailer bat."

by Janesamania October 23, 2009

ugly bat

Exactly like an ugly stick, except it's effects of ugly are much greater.

Steve: "Oh man, that girl's boyfriend sure got hit in the face by an ugly bat."
Bob: "Yeah, she only likes him for his money."

by Reallynotnick February 8, 2008

bat-nap

To take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
Does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.

"I'm going to go see Joesph D'Angeli later, so I need a bat-nap before we go."

by The Horn'd One November 30, 2009

Bat Flu

The bat influenza; originated in the Andes Mountain. It comes from bats and it resembles the common human flu in early stages but if gone untreated can be deadly. Sadly, there is not yet a cure. It is rumored to turn you into a vampire, instead of death, if gone untreated.

OMG, Linda was just in Mongola! I heard she got the bat flu.

by Dr. Vanhlouzinfubenhous July 30, 2009

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010