Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ashton kutcher

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 2, 2004

ashton kutcher

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 28, 2004

hanna and ashton

A synynom of true love, these are two souls that were meant to intertwine. The way that yin and yang balance one another, these two may be polar opposites, but fit together in sycronicity. Hanna both beautiful and fair needs a strong intelligent man like Ashton to bear witness to the brilliance of her soul, and to help guide her on her way. No one ever said that love was easy, but when you love hard; it shows. Hanna and Ashton have something special, and like all good things in life, it's gunna take work. in love like this, is where miracles are born.

The passion between Hanna and Ashton was so intense, that urban dictionary was at a complete loss for words.

Literally no body : it's got to get better then that, right?

by zarrokk February 26, 2019

Ashton Fact

An Ashton fact is a fact where you aren't quite sure of it's truth. It could be true... but is it ?

"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."

by apersonwholikeswords June 5, 2018

sam ashton

Annoying, has no friends, really cringy and I want to kill at times

Sam Ashton is so cringy

by Ieiej July 3, 2019

ashton beggio

Ashton is a fucking whore. He will stalk your ass all day and night..... he will try to fuck you, so dont u dare get in bed with this ( monster) his dick is about the size of a tiktack and has no freinds whatsoever, his siblings treat him like shit and he smells like your grandma who just scarfed down a dumpster.

(Ashton beggio) will suck your ass

by Ashton beggio August 7, 2019