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Adam

Most likely canadian, lives abroad and speaks one or two other languages. probably goes to a private school. Way to chill for his own good and is quite popular. Cool dude. Nuff said.
Hey Adam.
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A man with HUGE nostrils.
"Hey Adam, hows your luck with the ladies?"

"Not very good, my nostrils ruin it all.
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Adam is so sexy but he's very short. Hes a cool kid :) And his crush secretly likes him ;)
Random person: you know adam likes u?
His crush: I LOVE HIM
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Your average fucking wanker who spends more time acting like Adam Johnson that Adam B. Sleeps till six pm every day to see what's new on FIFA. Bisexual, only fw year 2>. The only good thing is his mum's arse you'll find. Essentially just someone that supports a bang average team because he's fleshy and human not plastic. Don't leave defenceless women/children around Adam, he'll go Ian Moor on em. Also packs mediocre players on FIFA. WARNING: NEVER, EVER TOUCH HIS BACK DURING THE SUMMER SEASONS, IT WILL HURT HIS SCATHING WOUNDS HE WAS GIVEN BY WALKING PAST A CHURCH, HIS EYES TURN BLACK AND HE TURNS HOSTILE!
Fuck this, this party will get shot up if Adams goin be here
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Adam is a squinty eyed chink and loves eating dogs
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The best guy in the entire universe. Adam has a huge penis that can be between 7 - 12 inches. He is amazing at sex and is a very romantic person. He will always cheer you up and will sacrifice his time for his friends and carries the burdens of everyone to help them. He is a chick magnet and racks in all the girls. He tends to hide his nice side from his friends so he can fit in. Everyone will always love Adam even though he can have an ego sometimes. He is the best boyfriend you can ever ask for and will always comfort you no matter what. Once you start having sex with him you wont ever want to stop, he will fuck you into next week and make you have the best orgasm ever. His dick is incredible and it will be the only dick you ever want
Hey is that adam? Yeaa thats my sex machine!
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