May 9th

Kiss your boyfriend! Just kiss him on the lips to show him you love him!

Yo go kiss him
Ok
Wait your not gonna say anything about it
No
Your supposed to say why and I’m supposed to say its May 9th you know what never mind you screwed it up already

by writerperson69 May 4, 2022

May 9th

Meet up with someone at the bathroom 300b and fuck

“Hey I’ll meet you at the bathroom on may 9th to ya know👀”

by Ur mom’s toes May 7, 2022

May 9th

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

by Life Insurance Square May 8, 2022

May 9th

National Goku day! Global Goku day, 5/9 (Go Ku)

May 9th
Him: "dont be disappointed in me"
Her" "why?"
Him: "it's global goku day-"

by Candi Kane May 9, 2022

May 9th

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day

Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop

by Billthebest568 May 9, 2022

May 9th

National show the angles right in the shower day

Yo its May 9th, that means you gotta show that ass in the shower

by Johncock32 May 9, 2022

September 9th

Emu otori’s birthday. This means it is the greatest day of the entire year. Wonderhoy.

it is September 9th. That means it is emu otori’s birthday. Wonderhoy.

by Wonderhoy November 13, 2022