26th February

A birth date of true wonders. If you are reading this and were not born on the 26th February then you will never truly be able to grasp the true phenomenon which is this date and the miraculous individuals who were bestowed upon this green earth at this historical time.

"is it true you were born on the 26th February"
"yes, yes I was"
"then please, if you would be ever so kind to gift me the opportunity to suck your toes"

by an average air enjoyer November 22, 2021

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October 26th

Kick the shit out of your friend with glasses day,

Person (without glasses):guess what day it is

Person (with glasses): idk what day is it?

Person (without glasses): October 26th *he starts kicking the shit of him*

by UrbanSparrow October 13, 2021

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April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

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july 26th

July 26th,

Nadine was born on this day and made the world a better place. This day is about nadine, and only nadine ! On this day we celebrate her existence will tell her and wish her a happy birthday because it was the day nadine was born, nadine’s birth ! And other people having their birthdays on this day should postpone it because it's NADINE'S DAY ONLY

"what is july 26th?"
"IT'S NADINE'S DAY"

by deensbestie July 26, 2021

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