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November 22nd

November 22nd, the birthdate of one of the best people out there also known as. Redtower36, or red, enlistedz, Mateo. He made my own life so much better and I'm so glad that I was playing that one specific song that day. I never want that man hurt in any way at all.
"Hey its November 22nd! We need to celebrate it!"
"Oh shoot yeah lets celebrate!"
by BearinaShameless November 22, 2023
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December 22nd

If your birthday is that day... You are the most CalebWavey person aside from me (CalebWave)
Did you hear Caleb is hosting a party on "December 22nd"?
by CalebWave November 28, 2023
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January 22nd

January 22nd is the day when the best lads are born. You're a great artist and an amazing person. You get along great with most people and you have a good life.
Jerry: when were you born?
You: January 22nd.
Jerry: Holy fuck dude let's be friends.
by AidanAnimates November 29, 2023
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May 22nd 2009

if you were born on may 22nd 2009....skibidi toilet or fanum tax rizzler in ohio?
Kuro - When were you born?
Goober - May 22nd 2009
Kuro - KILL YOURSELF
by Zorble!!! December 12, 2023
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October 22nd

It’s october 22nd!! Let’s skip school
by Pttt October 19, 2019
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October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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