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Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Internet Movie Database Models After Ubisoft's Xdefiant<.7.9.7.6.> mug.It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord
Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that
Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source
Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
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Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
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Internet Anarchist: I think said YouTuber does unethical things.
Some other guy: But what about these screenshots?
Some other guy: But what about these screenshots?
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