Beefed

laying bloody fart

Trump nation wide text - Yo, I just beefed in my pants
Memers - This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito 2

by MacropenisShaggySkooks October 4, 2018

Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018

Clown beef

When someone is starting beef with someone else that is irrelevant.

Janessa: " Alexis got mad at me because we were wearing the same shirt at a party last night."
Danielle: "That's some clown beef."

by kiwilover666.69 May 17, 2018

Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".

"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"

by KokomoBro May 19, 2018

Beef gun

Another name for penis. Also referred to as cock, shlong, dick, or tube steak.

My beef gun was hidden nicely behind her beef curtains.

by CanadianSAA May 24, 2018

moist beef

a form of beef the has been moisted

hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*

you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one

by tidepod 420 May 24, 2018