max the simp

max is a simp for Hanna

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep

by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022

Max

max is the best person ever. he has eyes that you could lose days in. he is the smartest person I know and will always come to a peaceful resolution where both sides are happy. he loves anything other people don't and tries to introduce them to it. you can always spot him in a crowd due to his hair. he is loved by everyone around him. he makes friends on the first day anywhere.

Person 1:hey have you met max yet?
Person 2:yeah, he is so cool
Max: hey guys

by DUDE 15 February 11, 2022

arguing with max

a argument u cannot win

bro i was just arguing with max and lost

by jaxsonmcquaid February 13, 2022

Max $antos

AKA Watamane
A mf who makes good ass music but is hella slept on

"Yo bro you heard that new Max $antos"
"Hell yeah shit slaps"

by Max $antos September 10, 2021

Max

They are just named Max. They have been born. They most likely have hobbies. They might like food.

Friend: Hey Max.
Max: Hi!

by tiredidiot September 18, 2021

G-max bullshit

Some real bullshit
An absolutely ludicrous amount of bullshit.

"That's some G-max bullshit right there"

by Wangomango September 19, 2021

Max T

A large slim teenage boy who slaps people for not being g.

Max T proceeds to slap somebody because they weren’t g and yells the phrase “go home”

by MrPoopyButhole42069 September 21, 2021