Hit by a Tree scenario

A scenario, usually brought up at work, in which a tree falls ontop of you the next day.

Usually this is brought up to force you to document your work, so others can continue/finish it if something would happen to you, whether this is you actually dying or you getting replaced by someone cheaper.

Alice: "I just pushed IEEE 802.11mc to the main repo, there is still a lot of work to do."
Bob: "Don't forget the hit by a Tree scenario"

by biosboii November 19, 2023

Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her

friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”

by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023

green tree

A lame ass motherfucker who loves the environment

That green tree would never throw trash on pelicans.

by Noodlerino May 3, 2023

on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.

A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."

by dnumbskull May 4, 2023

Tree-Fence

A row of trees so close to each other that it forms a natural fence or perimeter around someone’s property

We sure got lucky when we bought this property since it has a natural tree-fence so it saved us the cost of putting up a fence.

by Franleen May 9, 2023

Grip N' Rip Tree Removal

A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.

Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"

by gripnrip May 11, 2023

Naruto is tree level verse

When an anime verse can't beat a tree

Are you saying that Naruto characters can beat One Piece characters??Naruto is tree level verse

by ShakaReviews November 26, 2023