Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

by keeper of the real May 26, 2020

Toes

Long crusty breadsticks and look like fish sticks

Eww those toes

by Dhdahb May 28, 2020

toes

a substitute for cheetos

what did you guys bring for snack today? i got an apple, i got some chips, I GOT SOME TOES

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Egg toe

When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg

Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe

by Discreetbitch July 16, 2020

Toes

A tool to occasionally test if furniture in your house is still hard

You put the toes in toast

by Loganduder_27 July 21, 2020

Toes

Tools on the end of your feet to test if furniture in your house is still hard

Get dem toes

by Loganduder_27 July 21, 2020

Tiger Toe

Infamous magical and mysteriously confusing animal that cannot be trapped by the monstrous enemy.

The Tiger Toe is not in any way amused with the monster .

by Tiger Toe July 24, 2020