Lady Birding

The act of jumping out of a moving car. Referenced from the opening scene of Greta Grewig's 2017 directorial debut, Lady Bird, where Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson jumps out of a moving car during an argument with her mother.

"Argument between friends in a car"
You: I can't do this anymore, I'm lady birding myself."

by ew_it's_whalers February 8, 2024

Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

menthol lady

bordering on elderly Caucasian lady who’s very thin, has sunburnt leathery skin, & long hair dyed either bright red or jet black. Often dressed in jeans and bedazzled accessories or club wear in the middle of the day. Has the prettiest colored eyes ever — an icy blue, brilliant green, or almost turquoise hue; lined with bright colored eyeliner (usually blue).
Super raspy husky voice.
You’ll encounter these menthol ladies at your nearest gas station or convenience store purchasing menthols.
They call everyone “hun” and tend to be very friendly.

Ah yes, the menthol lady: the crust and backbone of society.

by Icy_B_23 February 10, 2024

Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.

Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Lady lugs

What car girls have that make guys cry when they can mechanic better than them.

She shown me her lady lugs when she changed her tire with no jack.

by Tati16rose December 10, 2022

lady globes

the testicles on a trans woman

I had a nice date with Lola, but it was a little surprising when I got lady globes across the nose during the after party back at my place.

by CyborgimusPrime December 11, 2022

walmart recipt lady

that one walmart lady who always takes you to the screening room

look at that ugly ''WALMART RECIPT LADY''

by Thatonemotamona December 15, 2022