beef hard

When something is super hard, or too hard.

"That math test was beef hard"

by beefhard May 20, 2019

Beef stew

When a girl shits and pisses on your penis and then she sucks it all off and you cum

Damn Kayla gave me the best beef stew last night it was so creamy and warm.

by @chromosomeoverload.v2 May 20, 2019

Beefing

Looking for gay sex in the same manner in which you rifle through the meat section at the supermarket looking for the perfect steak

Thanks for dinner, now let’s go beefing!

by Satanchristfingerer December 20, 2019

Where’s the beef?

What’s the drama? What is going on? When did you have this problem with me?

You did not like me in high school, why? Where’s the beef? When did it start?

by Delrosark December 30, 2019

beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.

"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"

by Aguythatknowsstuff August 6, 2019

Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.

John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

Repressed Beef

When you've nearly forgotten the beef because its so old, it's been vacuum packed, placed in the freezer, taken out three times but never used, and you have no idea why you still have it.

Man, I got some repressed beef with Cole! How'd I forget about that!

by Ya boi beefy August 12, 2019