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fuck crumpet

Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 11, 2022
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by FNCS DEVIL $ February 11, 2022
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Fucking fuck

I’m going to fuck up some fucking fucks and fuck them the fuck up fuck.
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022
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Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.
As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?
by Heathen is High February 12, 2022
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Fuck-stick

This fuck-stick ruined everything, like he has since birth.
by RJB21 February 14, 2022
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Fucking Retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
by andosiubndiuhkn ciuhbdia ckjhb February 14, 2022
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Fuck chug

Having sex doggy style while the female butt chugs a .99 shot.
The new high school craze is fuck chugging! Find out more on the 9 o'clock news!

Yo! Last night I walked in on Tyler fuck chugging with kelsey!
by Turd_ferguson14 October 2, 2021
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