Drunk

When you family friend shives bourbon down your dad’s throat (preferably your Mexican tia)

Tia: come on just one more
( three shots later) your dad and tia are DRUNK fighting in the living room

by Nobylomaim March 11, 2021

Blake Drunk

When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.

Man, I was Blake Drunk last night. Good times!

by Jmpatx March 12, 2021

I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021

Retarded High Drunk

Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk

“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”

by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021

burger drunk

That gross, sweaty, sticky kind of feeling when you eat too much salami, meat, or cheese. Usually the product of a soda-based sugar high and a carb-based food coma crash.

I can't handle another trip to In-n-Out this week, I'm still sweating and burger drunk from last night.

by Burgy McDrunkerson April 18, 2021

drunk

are you drunk?

person a: are you drunk
person b: yes

by mklkjfsldjfskljdfls April 21, 2021

Brittany Drunk

To pre-game so much that one reaches blackout status prior to the event one is attending while maintaining decency and good-humor without becoming a woo-girl.

Let's get Karen Brittany Drunk so that we don't have to deal with her attitude tonight.

by tarantula_eater April 29, 2021