Disneyland Dad

a divorced dad who only has their child part-time and treats it like they are always at Disneyland. Only has fun with their kids and leaves mom to do all the real parenting. Does not handle any parental responsibilities, likely doesn't know who their teachers or doctors are.

He's a disneyland dad, they go over there and play video games for 48 hours straight and then come back and get mad at me because I make them brush their teeth.

by Haley Bahng November 2, 2023

Dad Bod

The muscles of a man (who has had kids) that usually pertains in the arms, shoulders, and stomach

Sally: OH, Jerry I love your dad bod!!
Jerry: Thanks Sally that's what happens after 3 kids

by Rdnkldy5 November 3, 2023

Seths Dad

Seths dad is a person who left his child because he was seth and did seth things like eating.

Are you aiming at seths dad

by GARRY GAMES 69 November 13, 2023

Robbies dad

When fucking your girl from behind you cum in her and run like the wind

Yo did you hear about Dylans dad he did a robbies dad

by Harleigh Grabham November 15, 2023

Seth's Dad

A term used by people who can not find something or someone and want something to say about a fat kid without a father figure that they don't know even exists.

My pencil just done a Seth's dad under my desk.

by Petrol Inhalor November 15, 2023

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024