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Purple pumpkin

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.
I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.
by DickTater December 16, 2023
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purple sunday

Something to say to win an argument with a liberal. The goal here is to present a supposed point that they may believe is relevant to the conversation, however it is just some made up bullshit. Through the use of something like “purple Sunday”, a liberal will likely leave in a cloud of shame to go research purple Sunday just to find this definition.
“Oh well you probably haven't heard of purple Sunday”
“Whats purple Sunday”
“Come back and we can finish this argument once you know what purple Sunday is. How could you not know what purple Sunday is”
by hiddenriddler December 18, 2023
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purple nurpkin

A really really mean and bad person. They are also often unappreciative of the originality of the people around them.
Dude 1: Emma’s being such a Purple Nurpkin isn’t she?

Dude 2: Yeah man, she’s totally not appreciating your original and hilarious nature.
by French3453 July 3, 2023
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purple

its blue not green?
no its purple
oh right sorry
by blueisred July 6, 2023
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Purple onion

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"
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Purple

Very high grade weed, originates from the purple coloration on some bud caused by Anthocyanins in the weed.
“I paid 15 a gram for this purple, shit better hit like a truck
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
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Purple

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).
Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”
by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023
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