Bad Hair Day

When you ejaculate in or under your partner's hair, while they're asleep. So that it dries and they find it the next day.

"I'm going to give my girlfriend a bad hair day for leaving me high and dry"

by vhorezman October 22, 2018

Nappy Haired Nigga

Any african american

Black man to Black man: "Damn, dats a nappy haired nigga right their!!!"

by wugflwejhfa;lsevndlej June 29, 2010

Ginger haired cunt

All ginger haired people.

You're such a ginger haired cunt.

by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018

Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

moat hair

mother, mom, mommy, your faTHER'S WIFE

what's for dinner moat hair?

by jason berg January 3, 2004

hair flip hoe

a girl who only wears brands, a girl who constantly talks shit, she walks like a horse always shaking that ass, and says phrases like "TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY EVERRRRR!!!!"

omg look its the hair flip hoe herself and her clones

by loring March 10, 2008

maroon-colored-hair

A maroon-colored-hair is an EXTREAMLY HOT girl with a nice ass, soft lips, and of course maroon colored hairs!

Remember: uniquly loved by m0uz. All maroon-colored-hair girls are reserved for m0uz.

This girl has maroon-colored-hair
means
This girl is hotter than Anna Kornikova, Jeniffer Lopez, Britney Spears, Shakira, Miss Universe and all hot women together.

by A maroon clored hair girl January 8, 2004