Wikipedia Hell

Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.

Dude, I can't get to Jesus from this Wikipedia page. I must be in Wikipedia Hell.

by The Real Astan October 5, 2013

Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.

Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.

by Azræl October 13, 2013

hell for leather

to get jacked off with extreme ferocity

Puggy McTerrible was going hell for leather and I couldn't quite believe my luck

by pugsymalone December 27, 2011

grin from hell

huge smile that simply will not go away, despite obvious facial muscle fatigue.

You've just spent all day in a Porsche, at the racetrack, with a professional driver coaching you around. It's 11PM now, you're in the hotel room, unable to sleep because your jaw hurts so much from the grin from hell you're stuck with now.

by runnamukk June 29, 2011

Hells fire

A man, usually in his 30s, notorious for a small willey that over compensates with trying to make catch phrases stick. Secretly likes to dress up as a hunter, only to peep in people's windows...and likes it in the butt..hells fire!!!

I left took my scooter home, front wheel broke I screamed hells fire and came back!

I put fireball up my butt hells fire!

by Neil Mcdonald January 30, 2023

Hell

A place Hellish place where bad people go when they die.

You're gonna go to hell one day.

by mariotimexx February 11, 2023

Hell

The thing I've single handedly saved humanity from...

Hym "Because Hell is no longer the worst case scenario for any of you... The worst case scenario is you dying and waking up to find me.... Just... There. Wherever it is that you are... Isn't it? Wouldn't that be worse? Think about it.... You thinking about it? Can you picture it? Doesn't that sound worse to you? I don't know. Just a funny thought I had..."

Iam "Hey, man this Little demon show is pretty good. I was hesitant to watch it but yeah...?"

Hym "Huh? For real?"

Iam "Yup. S'pretty good."

Hym "Restart it. I want to watch. I will please me."

Iam "Umm.... Yeah, I'll watch them again." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam February 11, 2023