Wikipedia Hell

Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.

Dude, I can't get to Jesus from this Wikipedia page. I must be in Wikipedia Hell.

by The Real Astan October 5, 2013

Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.

Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.

by Azræl October 13, 2013

hell for leather

to get jacked off with extreme ferocity

Puggy McTerrible was going hell for leather and I couldn't quite believe my luck

by pugsymalone December 27, 2011

grin from hell

huge smile that simply will not go away, despite obvious facial muscle fatigue.

You've just spent all day in a Porsche, at the racetrack, with a professional driver coaching you around. It's 11PM now, you're in the hotel room, unable to sleep because your jaw hurts so much from the grin from hell you're stuck with now.

by runnamukk June 29, 2011

WHAT THE HELL

The sentence you say to when you look at someone's goofy ass jordan's

"Aw naw naw man, WHAT THE HELL, OH MY GOD NO WAY"

by Riqguy May 21, 2023

far king hell

Fucking hell. A joke from Australian schools.

What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 22, 2023

Heaven and Hell

Sing me a song, you're a singer
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil
The Devil is never a maker
The less that you give, you're a taker

So it's on and on and on, it's Heaven and Hell,
Oh well, yeah um

The lover of life's not a sinner
The ending is just a beginner
The closer you get to the meaning
The sooner you know that you're dreaming

So it's on and on and on, oh it's on and on and on
It goes on and on and on, Heaven and Hell
I can tell, fool fool

(Ahhhhh-ah, ahhhhh-ah)
Oh-oh oohh-oohh
(Ahhhhhhhhh-ah)
Yeah yeah yeah-death

Well if it seems to be real, it's illusion
For every moment of truth, there's confusion in life
Love can be seen as the answer, but nobody bleeds for the dancer

And it's on and on, on and on and on...
(Ahhh-ah, ahhhhhhhhh-ah)

They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you gotta ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's Heaven and Hell, oh well

And they'll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk in golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls
It's Heaven and Hell, noh no
Fool fool, you got to bleed for the dancer
Fool fool, look for the answer
Fool, fool, fool

by Death Menace May 23, 2023