polar-sexual

when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd

reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?

by Sophie is-sleeping-in-the-nuts June 7, 2018

Hetebro sexual

When you and your homie both like girls but neither of you can get any so you fuck each other instead.

"So I hear you two having sex at night. are you both gay?"
"Nah dude, we're hetebro sexual"

by RealLesbro June 8, 2018

Hobo-Sexual

A Hobo-Sexual is A person ... Male or Female whom get into relationships .. rather it be Sexual or platonic just to have a place to stay.

Your a hobo-Sexual, because you married that woman to have a place to live!

by @ThaRealSoutherngal December 21, 2017

Ki Sexual

To be claiming you’re straight but still get wet from Hyuna (a female Kpop idol).

Becky’s sexual orientation is ki sexual because she claims she’s strictly straight but when seeing photos of Hyuna, she became sexually aroused and they made her boy parts bigger.

by Sadistic Queen April 21, 2018

Try sexual

Try sexuals will do anything to 'release' their hornyness. They would fuck anything. A car, pickle, pan, animal, tree.

John: OMG dude I'm soo fucking horny I'll fuck anything.

Rick: Dude I'm Try sexual which means I'll have sex with anything. It's fun. You should try it some time.

John: Imma go fuck something in my car.
> John starts fucking a tissue box when Rick comes in <

Rick: Yo dude can I join?

John: AHH FUCK YEAH.

> John and Rick have sex <

by TheGirlWhoLovesLesbianSex March 30, 2017

pimento sexual

A Pimento sexual is someone who gets aroused by pimento (usually specifically pimento cheese).

It wasn't until his late twenties that John realized he was a pimento sexual. He could not control himself in the presence of cheese. Pimento cheese was just so sexy to him, he became aroused just thinking about it.

by Defined Definition April 1, 2017

Sexualization

The act of visualizing a sexual encounter to help pass the time using people and objects around you.

Mike: "how'd you make it through that 2 hour meeting?"
Kerry: "I practiced the art of sexualization using women in the meeting. First, Sherry from accounting was riding my cock on the conference table, loving it so much she was spreading her butt checks and starring at Lauren from finance. Then Jill from 2nd floor joined in, she liked it from be-hindt! Next thing I knew the meeting was over..."

Larry: "wow that was the most boring class ever"
Jason: "not for me, I used sexualization. That red-haired girl beside me is now named cinnamon, and she should probably brush her teeth after what just went down"

by Fattroll April 12, 2017