Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.

Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!

by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022

Mississippi Mud Cake

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.

Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022

Mud drag

When you pull your dick out of her ass and wipe it across her back.

Bro, she was so dirty I had to give her a mud drag

by MrSirMcDir August 12, 2022

Rhodesian Mud Flap

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.

Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…

by Azketta August 13, 2022

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022