Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.

Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"

by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024

Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled.

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.

Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"

by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024

Kentucky Buttsucky

Verb
1. Inserting a KFC drumstick into your anal cavity and having your partner suck the drumstick out of your anus.

Also works with wings and thighs.

Hey bro, let’s get some KFC so you can give me that Kentucky Buttsucky.

by Wet_Taco_Slap June 14, 2024

Kentucky Traffic puller

When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.

My dick hurts so much from that Kentucky traffic puller my girlfriend gave me.

by Skibidilover June 18, 2024

Kentucky Viper Militia

The Kentucky Viper Militia is mostly good guys that get a bad reputation because they’re what they call melungins and maybe they get in trouble sometimes. People say most of them have been to prison and psychiatric hospitals which is probably true but they’re living by their own code. Just avoid them. For the most part if you don’t bother them they won’t bother you. Around the parts of Kentucky where they’re active you’ll do alright if you mind your own business and don’t try to be something you’re not.

I don’t go to none of the skank joints in that part of town because they’re full of Kentucky Viper Militia hillbillies

by MackereloftheCornflake July 3, 2024

The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

The Kentucky Wrap

The act of wrapping your foreskin around another man's penis tip, stretching open their penis, then proceed to ejaculated inside of thou penis.

Hey Bungledash, stretch my penis so we can try the Kentucky Wrap!

by DA Big curly July 23, 2024