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Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
by Whomstst October 8, 2022
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Jacob

Someone who makes u feel comfortable and happy :)) Small interactions with them are the best, for real. He's a gentleman, gives you butterflies in your stomach and makes you feel like you're enough. He's either super clueless or just acting dumb, so just say what you wanna tell him directly.
"Who's the guy you tell your friends about?"
"Jacob.."

"Hey, I've liked you for a long time"
"What?!"
"I've been giving you hints since before..."
by rosesforyou October 8, 2022
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The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!
by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022
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Jacob

semi-tall,blond, beach boy vibes. gets all the bitches he wants but goes for guys instead. loves to get down and dirty in bed with men but is still straight for cute girls, jk he likes men
shawna-OMG, i slept with jacob last night.

Reba-i thought he slept with men
Shawna- ik, my boyfreind said he had a big dick though
by boblo6969 October 13, 2022
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Jacob

A name of a person who is most likely to own at least 1 Borzoi.
"Dude, did you see Jacob's new Borzoi?"
"He got another one?? How many does he have??"
"He just got his 17th!"
by whatagreatmovie October 13, 2022
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Gay Jacob

A homosexual man, most known for his love of sucking off his friends or even taking it up the ass. Commonly part of LGBT groups such as the G7 or Stats 244, using his supple lips to please his peers.
Sigma balls, Gay Jacob!
Gay Jacob is Albert Geistein.
by rottencanofsoup October 14, 2022
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A Jacob

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob
Jordan told Tyler he was A Jacob.
by garboojizz October 18, 2022
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