Old Man O'Driscoll

A proper legend of both Irish and Jamaican descent, mythed to have been born from a shamrock in the heart of Kingston. Whilst his existence has not been scientifically proven, he is well sought after by fanatics after spotted in the UK circa 2015. Has a bounty of over £2.5 million if caught alive, though locals fear the fables of him hiding in the woods, stealing children from unsuspecting parents.

eg. Be back before the moon rises young Zachary, otherwise Old Man O'Driscoll will find you...

by Rev.Green September 21, 2020

Old Granny Joe

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.

Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!

by Griggles October 19, 2020

Old Fashioned Liposuction

When someone shakes the muffin tops of his friend until they fall off.

Corey: If you don't stop quoting scrubs, I'm going to give you an old fashioned liposuction

by Shape-Ups February 6, 2012

Grumpy Old Crummuggen

a hater of all things silly, young, funny, or cool

Leonard glares at the frog in the pickle jar because he is a grumpy old crummuggen!

by watergirljamiet September 14, 2011

old world charm

Déjà vu of the overall decency that only existed during the period of Pax Britannica, which is nowadays portrayed as a miserable dark age filled with sexism racism and oppression by politically correct moral standards.

The old Pennsylvania Station is full of old world charm.

by dadumiao October 31, 2020

Old Yeller Rule

Old Yeller Rule is when something or someone has to be taken out back and shot, for something extremely cringey.

Bro, josh is into furries, his parents should have did the Old Yeller Rule a long time ago.

by Titan_ March 27, 2021

Same Old Scene

Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Will I still survive
The same old scene?
In our lighter moments
precious few

It's all that heavy weather
We're going through
When I turn the corner
I can't believe
It's still the same old movie
That's haunting me
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Trying to revive
The same old scene
Young loving may be
So extreme
Maybe we should try
The same old scene

Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more

by Death Menace November 12, 2022