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habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.
“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”
by ShellyD June 30, 2023
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.
That car is a five footer.
by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023
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Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.
Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell
by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019
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Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019
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Five

Five is hard as shit
by UnoReverse69 November 11, 2020
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clive named five

Nine, eight, seven, six,five, clive named five!
by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020
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