David

David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend

Jaden:david is so fucking gay and annoying

Lennox:totally but he can be nice

by Nubblys2 August 11, 2020

David

Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding

David should feel bad

by Ssskkajska August 23, 2020

David

David is someone who doesn't understand who Rhett Butler, Ashley Wilkes and Scar Let in gone with the wind was.

Woman 1: You see who King David was?

Man1: Yeah, he understood that being mean with the heart and not his unit was a real Skill of the Will.

by tarianiss August 29, 2020

David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 2, 2020

David

David is gay

David is doodoo

by Gamerlol7969 June 9, 2020

David marshall

Very long fingered man,Who would rob anything from anyone

Huv ye seen that cunt he’s a pure david marshall

by Alfred hitzelsperger June 24, 2020

David

David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp

Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....

by HelloImHereToday September 4, 2020