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Football sexual

A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.
I used to like to go to Applebee's, but now the bar is full of football sexuals.
by Lindydanny March 16, 2019
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divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.
person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.
by midikurlips April 29, 2019
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Unresolved sexual tension

Unspoken lust and sexual desire. Can be used to describe the feelings of say, cartoon characters once they hit puberty and wants to shag.
I watched Ben 10 yesterday and there is a lot of unresolved sexual tension there lawl.
by CocaineLion69 May 5, 2019
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Hometero-Sexual

A Gay Person who has Sexual relations with the Opposite sex but only emotionally connects to the same sex.
Jason: Yo I fucked this chick yesterday at the party, shit was Crazy
Mike: Dude, aren’t u gay?
Jason: Nah I’m a Hometero
Mike: A Hoe-met a what???
Jason: Lmao, Hometero-Sexual, basically I’m sexually Bi but I only Date or have relationships with guys
Mike: Ohhhhh, niceeee, so ab that chick???👀👀
by Korisko August 21, 2019
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Women's sexual preference

just segregation/sexism/racism on a lipstick
Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)

so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation

and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today

aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol

Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them

Women's sexual preference is just segregation/sexism/racism on a lipstick
by Lamborghini Murcielago Guy September 13, 2019
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Homie Sexual

Homie Sexual are two guys who have sexual intercourse but aren't gay. It also includes any gay acts two males make.

EXAMPLE: I like it big, Kiss me nigga, its hard
Karlos and Robert are "Homie Sexual" for each other.
by Seflixx October 7, 2019
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Hobo-Sexual

A Hobo-Sexual is A person ... Male or Female whom get into relationships .. rather it be Sexual or platonic just to have a place to stay.
Your a hobo-Sexual, because you married that woman to have a place to live!
by @ThaRealSoutherngal December 21, 2017
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