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i have a dream

i have a dream that my children will live in a nation where they will be judje not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their pp
by i-hate-britain May 8, 2023
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I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills šŸ’µ are not available on Monday but I will have to send
by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023
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What happens when Yv and Nest make a catch-up call
After months without a word, They spent 2:34 hours catching up. Time flies when you're having fun.
by Tibicena May 12, 2023
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have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
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You dont have a dad

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imagine you dont have a dad
by himothy9000 August 23, 2023
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I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.
by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023
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Can I have a tomato

ā€œCan I have a tomatoā€ means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023
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