December 24

anyone born on this day is automatically a g , absolutely jockeying girls everyday son

“ what your were born on December 24 th ? you get bare pussy anyway “

by fucking cancer October 30, 2019

December 25

WTF DID YOU EXPECT IT'S OBVIOUSLY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!

Person1:why is December 25 so important?

Person2:are you fucking crazy, it's Christmas!!!
Person1: OHHH!!!

by Xxynwmellyxx October 30, 2019

December 5th

national come to school naked day

him:hey you going to school naked

friend/him:yea i'm going naked

him:why?
friend/him:it's December 5th

by a.......... December 3, 2020

December 6

Send your friend a nude pic today

Hey it’s December 6th.

Fine here is a pic of my fat juicy ass

by Knobs December 6, 2020

December 20th

When MarMar was born

Did you see the hot girl? She must be born on December 20th!

by MattyBB02 November 16, 2020

December 9

The day where legends born on this day get to do the dirty with more than 1 girl🍆💦🍑🍒

Rebecca: Is it your birthday today?
John: Yeah it is
Rebecca: 🍆💦👅
Amanda: 🍆💦👅
Olivia: 🍆💦👅
John: December 9 is the best day ever

by Big boy dic..tionary November 22, 2019

December 19

Lizzy birthday 💍💜

Me: Your birthday is December 19
Lizzy:Yes why

by Jr&BTQ19 October 15, 2019