toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

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beefy toes

Hey
I used to be fat

When I was fat my toes were fat

I'm in shape now
So my toes are beefy
I have beefy toes like batman and mr. incredible

Jack: DONT TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS!

Andy: But I've been working out

Jack: So?

Andy: So I have beefy toes

by Brad Nailer August 20, 2016

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Toe docking

Just like space docking except with a toe. The act of placing your foresking over your partners toe.

Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.

Guy 1: So totally got my missus last night with a Buck Rodgers.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...

by Legen-Dezza August 2, 2016

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stumpy toe

stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe

stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp

by stumpy toe July 31, 2016

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Spock toes

Its a nerve being pinched its called capsulitis a very very painful thing to go thru ... Spock toes is not a funny ha ha term the docors will ask . do you have spock toes .... Theres no shame because theres to much pain!!! Get pedicures because it will make thier day to help relieve some of your suffering .

Do your toes look like spock toes pedicures relieve suffering toes

by Tabbscat May 13, 2016

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