Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017

snake

a fake person, commonly used in sentences or phrases like, "she's a snake" "🐍"

" such a fake person, she's a snake, ain't fucking with 🐍🐍🐍 bruh"

by rapun$elth0t September 7, 2017

snake

A long curly dick. A lot of snakes have poisonious cum inside them.

He waved his snake inside my pussy

by MsEnid September 15, 2017

Snake

Jake Paul

Example: Jake Paul is such a snake

by Be a maverick September 15, 2017

snake davis

A guy who hooks up with girls 10 years younger than him and is very talkative. He also hooked up with someone named flabby.

WOW! that guy over there reminds me of a snake davis.

by the walking taco2 October 3, 2017

Furious snake pirate

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side

I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous

by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017