Hetebro sexual

When you and your homie both like girls but neither of you can get any so you fuck each other instead.

"So I hear you two having sex at night. are you both gay?"
"Nah dude, we're hetebro sexual"

by RealLesbro June 8, 2018

Sexual September

Anything you do and/or say needs to be sexual

Nature: begins sexual September
The world: population goes up 50%

by MeminDemon November 8, 2019

Sexual Chocolate

Its where black people submerge themselves in chocolate pudding and just down and dirty.Its also where men queef too hard and shit out half their intestines.

I just did sexual chocolate

by Alabama made abortion illegal May 23, 2019

Mono-sexual

Just a lonely guy or gal that has sex with himself.

Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual

by Hardeetoo May 23, 2019

Sexual alimony

Money your ex spouse’s current flame owes you for teaching your ex how not to suck in bed.

Eric owes me months of sexual alimony for Elizabeth’s new found talents in bed. Dat bitch a ho!

by Cap Nasty June 2, 2019

Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.

“You’re so confused about your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019

divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019