Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022

Long

When you get an erection, but it's longer than it usually is.

James: Hey, how was the movie?
Denny: The movie was so great, it gave me a long. Do you want to see it?
James: Sure!

by TheR0B0TNinja January 9, 2022

The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing

Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?

by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022

Baby Long Legs

A really hot individual who you should admire and worship.

1: Omg look it’s a Baby long legs!
2: omg yes it is! Let’s go worship her

by Xxanonxx January 18, 2022

Long Sleeving

When a man docks his balls in another man’s foreskin

Bro let me try long sleeving my nuts with you

by SwerveTurtle January 18, 2022

long bean

A penis.

"Why does my long bean hurt?"

by The potatoes January 18, 2022

Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022