Kentucky Sober

Being Kentucky Sober means you don’t do anything a horse wouldn’t do. No alcohol or drugs except for ketamine.

Ron: “why are you doing a line you said you were sober!?”
Shelly: “I’m Kentucky sober, this is ketamine it’s for my depression”

Ron: “doing lines in the back of a Waymo will not treat your depression!”

by GSleazy445 January 5, 2026

Kentucky Milkshake

When you take a tube of 6 inches in diameter and place it in someones asshole and put in as many ingredients as you want in there asshole and eat it with a spoon

Marcus: Yo bro how was your date last week?

You: Yeah it was good I made a Kentucky Milkshake on her

by Urban Man1021 January 17, 2025

kentucky derby margarita salt

Ketamine.

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

by blkbrd January 22, 2025

Kentucky teabag

Where the man tucks his sack and balls into his sisters vagina then has his mother clean him off using her tongue. That is the Kentucky Teabag

You missed out last night, your mom, sister and I enjoyed a Kentucky Teabag together.

by Drums 79 February 16, 2025

Kentucky Steamer

When a man pours a shot of bourbon on a woman's chest, drops a deuce on her chest and sprinkles the load with brown sugar. Then, the man muddles the brown sugar bourbon deuce with his butt cheeks.

I just got back to my room at the Brown Hotel and my wife and I made a Kentucky Steamer.

by DJ Erryson March 9, 2025

Kentucky Pancake

When a fat woman inadvertently roll over onto someone in their sleep.

I must’ve been snoozin’ for a bruisin’ last night cause my wife hit me with the ol’ Kentucky Pancake.

by KentuckyFunky March 9, 2025

kentucky cum shot

When you jerk off in a KFC bathroom, but before you finish you run out to the dining area and blow your load on the nearest bucket of fried chicken.

I was excited about eating fried chicken at KFC, but instead some guy gave me a kentucky cum shot

by Nbrose333 March 12, 2025